October 2011
Think I’m the only person who didn’t dress up for Halloween because I just don’t give a fuuuck about looking like a cat prostitute.
When you hear your parents coming and you try to... →
the-absolute-best-posts:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
finish watching a program on ghost hunting. Turn the tv off and start to walk upstairs. tv turns back on. whut da fuq. run for bed.
Laying next to your boyfriend at 4am when he asks you what porn you’ve watched which then launches in to an hour and a half debate about what type of porn is the best.
What is my life.
staying at my boyfriends tonight. He shall has no covers. wooo0o0o0o.
I try to like you, I really do. But you have to be the biggest attention seeker I’ve ever met.
“It is impossible to live without failing unless you live so cautiously that you...”
– J.K. Rowling (via realityisonlythebegining)
